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Birthday Quotes

"My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing." -Chris Brown

"I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing." -Florence Welch

"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." -Erma Bombeck

"About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm." -Kurt Vonnegut

"Being seventy is not a sin." -Golda Meir

"For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. From then on, each candle came to represent an entire decade." -Yotam Ottolenghi

"A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer." -Lucius Annaeus Seneca

"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." -George Harrison

"God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well." -Voltaire

"Being seventy is not a sin." -Golda Meir

"God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well." -Voltaire

"For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out." -Steven Wright

"Being seventy is not a sin." -Golda Meir

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" -Satchel Paige

"I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party." -Kirstie Alley

"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?" -Satchel Paige

"I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." -Liv Tyler

"I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course." -Ruth Warrick

"I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face." -Stephen Hopkins

"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." -Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." -Bruce Barton

"If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same." -John Oates

"I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does." -Victoria Beckham

"In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame." -Annette Funicello

"It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me." -Ellen Glasgow

"Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words." -Plautus

"Let them eat cake." -Marie Antoinette

"Love the giver more than the gift." -Brigham Young

"Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen." -Robert Staughton Lynd

"My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her." -Guy Johnson

"Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love." -Gabriel Byrne

"The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once." -E. Joseph Cossman

"The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new." -Catherine Bell

"The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday." -Paris Hilton

"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know." Lewis Carroll


"There is still no cure for the common birthday." -John Glenn

"To me - old age is always ten years older than I am." -John Burroughs

"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security." -Art Buchwald

"We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top." -Navjot Singh Sidhu

"To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies." -Lionel Blue

"When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th." -Gloria Stuart

"When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?" -Lisa Loeb

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." -Robert Frost

"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'" -Sam Levenson

"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." Mary Schmich

"My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me." -Jim Valvano

"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." -Jean Paul

"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." -Oprah Winfrey

"The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape." -Samuel Johnson

"To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies." -Lionel Blue

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