Dave Barry Quotes

"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat." Dave Barry

"It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate." Dave Barry

"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." Dave Barry

"The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." Dave Barry

"The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number." Dave Barry

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers." Dave Barry

"I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer." Dave Barry