Funny Quotes

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." Erma Bombeck

"If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid." Thomas J. Watson

"I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course." Ruth Warrick

"It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave." Tupac Shakur

"Fashion is all about happiness. It's fun. It's important. But it's not medicine." Donatella Versace

"I absolutely love being a mother. It's been a blessing. It's fun and it's hard, but it's absolutely amazing." Keisha Castle-Hughes

"Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you." John Cusack

"I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome. The only hard part of it for me is that I'm away from my family and my house. But as far as shooting down there, we get amazing locations, and the crew is really, really stellar down there. They are really fun." Kristen Bell

"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." William Feather

"I always knew that St. Jude was an amazing organization but meeting the kids and seeing how the hospital works first hand was truly beautiful. It doesn't feel like a regular hospital all dreary and sad. It's a colorful, beautiful, comfortable, fun place to live and the energy is wonderful." Ariana Grande

"When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things." Joe Namath

"I always knew that St. Jude was an amazing organization but meeting the kids and seeing how the hospital works first hand was truly beautiful. It doesn't feel like a regular hospital all dreary and sad. It's a colorful, beautiful, comfortable, fun place to live and the energy is wonderful." Ariana Grande

"Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age." William Feather

"I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome. The only hard part of it for me is that I'm away from my family and my house. But as far as shooting down there, we get amazing locations, and the crew is really, really stellar down there. They are really fun." Kristen Bell

"Texas women have an amazing sense of purpose when they lose it. They're the best girls in the world - they're loyal and fun, but when they get mad, they'll try to kill you." John Cusack

"I absolutely love being a mother. It's been a blessing. It's fun and it's hard, but it's absolutely amazing." Keisha Castle-Hughes

"Fashion is all about happiness. It's fun. It's important. But it's not medicine." Donatella Versace

"It's the game of life. Do I win or do I lose? One day they're gonna shut the game down. I gotta have as much fun and go around the board as many times as I can before it's my turn to leave." Tupac Shakur

"I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course." Ruth Warrick

"If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid." Thomas J. Watson

"A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." Erma Bombeck

"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul." George Bernard Shaw

"I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife." John Lithgow

"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person." Amanda Peet

"I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun." Thomas A. Edison

"Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, 'Do I really need this?' And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It's not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights." Sylvester Stallone

"You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens." Kirsten Dunst

"'Step Brothers 2' would have been fun, there's no doubt about it. Maybe someday. Does that idea age? I don't know. It all depends on how the movie ages." Adam McKay

"Growing up in New York has influenced my style so much, and I have an amazing relationship with my stylist, Estee Stanley. We have so much fun with the whole process. She picks out dresses, I try things on and play dress up, and we get creative to see what works." Lea Michele

"Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle-aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles." Don Marquis